Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
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Posted - 2014.11.24 20:52:59 -
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Jean Luc Lemmont wrote:Ima Wreckyou wrote:Look, to all the "ignore the Code dude" people. I don't think it is a good idea to give such bad advice to a newish player. Now he will probably lose his ship because of the lack of a permit, quit EVE and CCP will lose money because of it. I urge you to not ruin the experience of new players with such false information. In the end it's your fault if they lose their mining ships. No, the loss of a ship falls squarely on the head of the capsuleer piloting it for some failure - either a failure to pay proper attention to their surroundings, a failure to take adequate precautions, or a failure to properly provide defense for their space boat. Don't put their short comings on us when you choose to exploit them.
You're both wrong. Its clearly my fault if he loses a ship, because its always the bad guy's fault, no matter what. With great forum power, comes great accountability.. probably.
Never mind the 600 of my henchmen the good guy massacres on the way to kill me, all that matters is that one life I took, making me the bad guy. "Hero Logic". My henchmen had families too dammit! Do you know how many condolence letters the HR dept of a Evil empire has to send out on a daily basis? DO YOU??!! I can tell you, the faces of those little children I have to tell that their daddy wont be coming home because Capt Good Guy decided to garat them instead of knocking them out in order to get to that arbitrary console 30 feet away from them.. it just slays me. Every damn time. You know, when I attack a planet, I give plenty of notice.. and even more time when I monologue for like 40 minutes while my planet killing weapon is charging up, and then I give a countdown.. I mean.. who does that? Do the good guys ever give MY people more than 5 seconds notice before they set off explosives and send my reactor critical? HMMMM???? Good guys ships never have enough escape pods.. always some people need to sacrifice themselves to save others. All of MY ships have adequate amount of escape pods, and even some extras in case some good guys need to use them too. Is it too much to ask, That the bad guys be given the same courtesy that we show the rest of the universe? But NOOOOOoooooo, We did a bad thing once, therefore, we are always bads, but the good guys kill people every damn day.. but they get to be goods. To hell with that! **** you good guys! **** you Mr Hero.
Where was I going with this?
Randy, bring me my clipboard.. I need to see If I missed any major speaking points during that..
*mumbles to self*
No, it looks like I covered just about everything there.. Randy, can you read the last bit back to me before I send this?
What? you've been typing this whole time? Is this sent out in real time???? Dude..
Randy.. Randy, I don't care.. look, just fix it..
WHY ARE YOU STILL TYPING THIS??!!?!?
::Sigh:: This is what I get for using a temp service to replace lost personel. Look, Just stop typing.. Stop.. I can see your fingers moving.. I can hear the keys Randy.. Randy... Don't make me unplug that keyboard Randy..
Are you happy now Randy? Now ive got to get my cloak all dirty under this table.. God there is a rats nest of cables down here.. who the hell set this thing up? Randy, is the keyboard PS2 or USB? What? I don't know.. look at the label under the thing.. Ok.. USB huh.. man.. there are like 6 USBs plugged in..
Ok.. how about now? is the keyboard still working? The printer?!!!?? This is like 20000 years int he future.. why do we have printers? for that matter.. Why are we still using USB 2.0?!??!?! Damn you Randy.. I can still hear you typing up there.. Ok.. I think this is it right he..
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
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